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The Lucas Bush Challenge 

Named after the first person to complete it, the Lucas Bush Challenge is a 24-hour harrowing ordeal involving drinking beer, eating donuts, running miles, and jacking off. Given the numbers 6, 12, 18, and 24, one must assign a number to each activity and complete them in a singular day. Lucas Bush, our honored first champion, chose to jack off 6 times, run 12 miles and, in a halftime decision change, eat 18 donuts and drink 24 beers.
"Someone attempted the Lucas Bush Challenge and tried to jack off 12 times, what a psycho!"

the lucas-chair 

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent
dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum
the lucas-chair by cazpers February 20, 2023

The Lucas Touch 

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)
The Lucas Touch by SgtZim February 13, 2015

to do the Lucas 

Get yourself an underaged girl, because you can’t get one in your age.
My girlfriend left me, I might have to do the Lucas.
to do the Lucas by Lucas187 May 9, 2022

lucas the spider 

A really cute jumping spider on the internet who can sing better than Justin Bieber and thinks a dog is a polar bear
I just saw Lucas the spider and I wish he was my pet
lucas the spider by Diamond.gal33 December 26, 2018

lucas the lighter 

brown haired boy named lucas who gaslights everyone (but especially people named ellie)
bro 1: lucas screenshotted my story
bro 2: be careful dude he’s an opp fr

bro 3: i heard he also gaslights people

bro 1: damn what a lucas the lighter