The Last of the Mohicans

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.

Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

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Last of the Mohicans

The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time

Thats the last of the mohicans, but we can get more if you are really that desperate

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When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

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The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.

... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!

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