There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)
Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...
A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.
Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."