There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse,
Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no
father figure. (Donut
Operator reference)
Hey did you hear about The La Crosse
Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse,
Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that
live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...