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the Julius Caesar 

when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.
she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar

The Julio Affect 

When you're such a dominant reciever in the NFL, that your opposing defense requires 2 or 3 man coverage every snap; leaving the other receivers widely open.
Man the Julio affect is killing the Saints. Covering Julio is letting Sanu eat up!
The Julio Affect by Warback December 18, 2018

The julius cesar 

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

Riding the Julius express 

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.

The Julius Caesar 

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.
The Julius Caesar by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010

The julius cesar 

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"