the horn

Euphemism for an erection/the process of getting an erection
Looking at young pictures of my mum gives me the horn. Don't judge me
by cockneyknowledge May 09, 2015
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the horn

The horn just means you have the fucking horn! Having the horn refers to a want in sexual desire. The horn-bearer wants it. Sluts have the horn and will take such horn. Most guys have the horn as general rule. If out at bars its always a horn-off, (often referred to as flirting), yet one must be cautious in horn judgement as its never true love. The horn for males can extend to various and great lengths.
That striper keeps looking over. She has the horn so bad, but shes fat and ugly so too bad for her.
by clubanzac September 06, 2014
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the horn

when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.
"daves mum gives me the horn, her tangy twat makes me soo hott"

by paul mckenna March 11, 2008
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Hornely

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
by Jimbert October 01, 2016
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On the horn

A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you
by theone1103 August 07, 2012
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Horning

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.
Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.
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the horns

A hand gesture used by metal heads to symbolize their love of the music. First used by Ronnie James Dio during his years in Black Sabbath, during the Heaven and Hell tour.
Dio would use the horns to emphasize a particularly dark moment. The moment had to deserve the horns. Dio himself did not invent the sign, the horns were originally an italian gesture that was used either to repel or to give the evil eye, and went by the name Mano Cornuto. Dio gives the credit to his grandmother for impressing the horns upon him, for she was the one who used it the most around him.
It pisses me off that people give the horns at fucking Hannah Montanna concerts. They are ment for METAL.
by Heavy Metal is the Law April 26, 2008
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