The hole punch

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.

Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

by §eth October 12, 2004

hole-punch the vcard

lose one's virginity.

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.

by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019

D-Punch the A-Hole

The act of performing anal sex.

My girlfriend was felling pretty kinky last night and let me d-punch the a-hole!

by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

by strangefetishes November 15, 2013