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The hole punch 

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.
Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
The hole punch by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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Doing the Three Hole Punch 

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.
mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

hole-punch the vcard

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
hole-punch the vcard by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole 

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

D-Punch the A-Hole 

The act of performing anal sex.
My girlfriend was felling pretty kinky last night and let me d-punch the a-hole!

punch me in the dick hole 

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

punching a hole in the chocolate bar 

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.