The first 3-4 months of a relationship. Everything seems to be "
perfect"- no problems, no arguments, and
sex is a common thing. If The Grace Period was a smell, it would smell like roses. Once The Grace Period is over the person you once loved changes into the person you will
soon hate.
Sex becomes a thing of the past, conversing is replaced by arguing, hugging and kissing is replaced by slapping and pushing, and your relationship turns into a jail sentence. You ask yourself, "How did I get myself into this
mess". Looking at your partner becomes as hard as listening to
Nickelback. Your social life is non-existant, either because all of your friends hate who your partner has become or they can'
t stand the person your partner has turned you into. Once The Grace Period is over, it's only a matter of time before your relationship is as well. Only a few are lucky enough to maintain a successful relationship after The Grace Period has concluded.
Couple during The Grace Period Theory:
Male- "
Hey babe! What do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As
long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"
*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
*Female drops to her knees and unzips his pants*
Couple after Grace Period:
Male- *sighs* "What do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn'
t tell me what to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "
Shut up and make me a sammich"
Couple after the relationship:
Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that
loser, he didn't even make that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start that he was a
loser"
Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was
ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."
