the goat

- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.
Tim is well endowed, he was able to pull off the goat!
by CrazyBastard November 26, 2005
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when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.
That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.
by el brendino November 26, 2006
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will let you know if someone has called you a lightweight and will pierce your ears. is a real g . very funny i will say and looks very preetty in wings lolz even if theyre 6tiny.
the goat is grace subwaygirl
by heeheehaahaalolz September 05, 2023
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when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends
I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.
by bossassbitch1995 June 11, 2015
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Someone with the ablilty to sleep standing up, especially while working the 11pm-7am shift. Typically, this person becomes offended when you wake them up.
You check out the goat.

Yeah, he's on his feet, but he's snoring.

That's some crazy shit dude. Should we wake him up?
by Nottobrite September 19, 2005
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An amazing 89 dodge spirit that cost me a whole 50 bones
always got your back

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close cousin of the move in the penis showing game
man, pack all the gange in the goat and lets get her whitewalled.
by GoNnA sNaP June 15, 2007
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satan, the devil, not God Almighty, eventually powerless on the earth
Why do some people still worship the goat? Easy answer, they haven't met Jesus yet. Good news, the goat will soon be gone and Chfist will rule all the Earth!
by sum.fukn.dude March 01, 2022
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