A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.
by jhndrdgg October 05, 2011

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004

The crumple zone is when the ass of the recipient is ample and the act of penetration from behind creates a ripple effect.
by the bonecrusher December 18, 2016
