A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.
You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!
by numandina September 27, 2010
Facebook. This internet fad has grown to the level of popularity where it does not require distiction from other books, much like Kylie, Beyonce, Bono or Hitler.
Pers1: Are you on The Book?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?
by Šteggs September 24, 2007
by Adam Keet October 31, 2007
n. The magical object that has made many girls 'chestless' over the years. Refers to females who are 'flat' and have small 'titties,' or breasts due to the undeniable fact that the book has metaphorically fallen on their chest.
Dude, Philly, your girl is fucking tiny. She's got a terrible case of The Book.
Man, shut your ass Swan, your girl got the shit beat of her by The Book.
Man, shut your ass Swan, your girl got the shit beat of her by The Book.
by RobbyRobb LilSwan January 17, 2007
Fred: Yo what are you up to this weekend?
Ed: Nothing, you?
Fred: I'm throwing a party at my crib, I'll hit you up on The Book.
Ed: Nothing, you?
Fred: I'm throwing a party at my crib, I'll hit you up on The Book.
by R-E February 27, 2009
Buddy 1 "What are you doing this weekend?"
Buddy 2 "I dont know yet, hit me on 'The book' and we'll figure it out"
"I'm going to meet my friend for lunch but I just have to check 'the book' first"
Buddy 2 "I dont know yet, hit me on 'The book' and we'll figure it out"
"I'm going to meet my friend for lunch but I just have to check 'the book' first"
by danthehotman February 19, 2009
The novelized version of the Holy Bible.
"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me
"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me
-me
"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004