the vag

A very horrible dining hall at cal poly which causes a war within your stomach

"want to go eat at the vag?... its the only thing open"
...." no my stomach is still recovering from last time"

by chris888 November 30, 2006

Lag between the vag

The time period between two relationships. Also used as time between two times having sex. (AKA time between the ladies)

Dude 1: Dude, i found this kick ass girl for you, and she's a hottie too!
Dude 2: Man, i just broke with (ladies name) i could use some lag between the vag. So no thank you.

by Goalkeeper October 27, 2009

tappin the vag

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a female.

He was tappin the vag last night.

by The Origenal Heretic June 21, 2006

tap the vag

Expression used by gay men referring to experimental heterosexual intercourse.

"Dude, how many times did you tap the vag before you discovered you were gay?"

"Yeah, Steve's boyfriend was really pissed when he found out Steve was tapping the vag with his sister!"

by J. Curtis June 21, 2006

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican May 24, 2016

Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

Prep The Vag

A term used by gents to a b-rod to illustrate the preperation of her vagina so that the gent may chuck it in

Yo man tell her to fuckin prep her vag for when she comes over.

by Iron James January 27, 2004