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The Two

1. Verb. when you throw your two fingers in succession as to point twice as someone.
Its hilarious when I throw the two at someone.
by atamus1 August 14, 2003
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Michael Jordan is the best player to play The Two
by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021
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The Two Digit Salute

A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.

Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.
In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.
by NoHandlebars February 7, 2015
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The two biggest lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011
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The Two-Way Truffle

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.
That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.
by yungkrabscale April 21, 2021
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The Two Genders

A joke making fun of any oversimplified and/or inaccurate categorizations of people.
Incel: I hate Chads and Stacys
person 2: "the two genders"
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The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.
by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009
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