the suburbs

If you ain't ever been to the suburbs, don't you ever come to the suburbs, because you wouldn't understand the suburbs

Yo, have you been to the honkey-town suburbs

by fuck boy October 26, 2004

Rockin the suburbs

MY FAVORITE SONG
By bens folds
it started the phrase sham on

let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it's a bitch, if you don't believe
listen up to my new cd
sham on

i got shit running through my brain
so intense that i can't explain
all alone in my white boy pain
shake your booty while the band complains

i'm rocking the suburbs
just like michael jackson did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
mixes all my shitty tracks

i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
when people break in the mcdonalds line
mom and dad you made me so uptight
i'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
i don't know how much i can take
girl give me something i can break

i'm rocking the suburbs
just like quiet riot did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that they were talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
mixes all my shitty tracks

in a haze these days
i pull up to the stoplight
i can feel that something's not right
i can feel that someone's blasting me
with hate and bass
sending dirty vibes my way
cause my great great great great grandad
made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves
it wasn't my idea
it wasn't my idea
it never was my idea
i just drove to the store
for some preparation h

ya'll don't know what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
fuck

just like jon bon jovi did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
mixes all my shitty tracks these days
i'm rocking the suburbs
you'd better look out because i'm gonna say fuck

by austinluver March 31, 2005

Rockin’ the Suburbs

When you’re high off a mixture of Adderall, Marijuana, and Alcohol. A typical, easily available mixture that is often taken by people living in US suburbs.

A: How are you feeling, man?

B: After my meds and this party, I’m rockin’ the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.

by Electro89 May 11, 2020

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.

by Sexydimma September 20, 2014

Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs

Euphemism for blowing a thickly-bearded man while warming his testicles and asshole with HotHands-brand hand warmers.

Former U.S. Congressman Ryan Costello took to social media on January 8, 2021 to express a lustful desire to Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs.

by Rod Peters January 8, 2021

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 11, 2014

Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022