The Smell

The proper recipe for “The Smell” is to take one box of Instant Garlic Mashed Potato mix and place the cooked contents into an air-tight plastic container. Place said container on top of a warm electrical surface like the top of a refrigerator. Wait 16 weeks. Next identify someone you dislike and leave the opened plastic container in their place of residence (Preferably by an air exchange vent). The unique aroma of The Smell will induce immediate and violent spells of vomitting. Sit back and enjoy.

Adam placed The Smell in Janey’s apartment. 5 minutes later Janey heaved chunks all over her mattress

by What’s The Dilly Yo? October 16, 2020

the Smell

the smell is the gross yet comforting smell you get when you move your nose piercing, whether it be a septum or a nostril piercing.

"ah I just got the smell"-Leo
"ah niccee"-Devin

by beetlebee May 20, 2020

the smell of 1000 shits

A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.

Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."

by Monopogo November 14, 2009

the smell from hell

the horrible stench which oozes and comes out of a vagina. so horrificly revolting and repulsive the capilaries in the nosetrils rupture and the fumes cause hallucination. in some cases cause death.

roses vagina was a.k.a the smell from hell

the smells from down under smelled like they just came from hell!

by Carl Arcilesi July 21, 2006

The Smell of Old Books

This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.

(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.

by Old Books October 26, 2009

the smell of want

the whiff of lust from two teenagers, usually in a enclosed space as the giggle through the small talk

"sure the smell of want in that tent hit me like a wet sock"

by howayaheyha August 23, 2016

The smell of u is INHUMAN

''The smell of u is INHUMAN'' is a term used to specify how bad a person smells on a large scale.
it means that the person bein called inhumanly smelly either has bad body odour or is just being made look bad in front of other people.

e.g 1:
Brad:''barry,the smell of u is inhuman!''
Barry:''huh''
Brad:''u smell bad''

e.g 1
-Group of people just standing around.one of them shouts to the other,''The smell of u is INHUMAN''
the group looks at the shouter with a weird look.
shouter:''its a joke''

by Jonathan Sheridan December 3, 2007