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The Lady Payne 

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.
I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne

The Craven Payne 

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.
Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

The Panetonne 

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face
My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne

cracks in the ceiling panels 

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.
"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."