The Mound

the notation of fun thats to be had and found between the hip bones on a Fit Chick above the Pubis bone also know as Mons Veneris noobs think they're tucking a tackle when in fact its a pure indicator of dynamo in the sack with the tastiest, neatest and sweet little vagene ever

Guy 1 on seeing a pic of new girl; Holy Shit dude get a load of "TheMound" under that lingerie.
Guy 2. Response; I know right I just have to see it I bet its amazing. It'll ring my Belle

Guy 1 drooling uncontrollably

Guy 2 notices him and see what he sees and also drools uncontrollably

Gay Guy to other Gay Guy; I just don't get what it is they like with The Mound its eeeky

by toetoe82 May 2, 2020

the mound

place where all the cainers go to smoke their daily pot quota. The "shrine" is by "the mound" and holds all dead reefer ends. Is located 100m from the eye and next to the DT block which backs on to Salt way (might aswell provide a map,you pot junkies will get lost otherwise)

"where are you guys?" "behind the mound" "lush, in a bit"

by Kayles and Weeman March 26, 2004

crossing the mound

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is too much of a bitch to actually kiss her so instead he skips to tenderly and awkwardly massaging her boob whilst pretending nothing is happening and more often than he pretends that his attention is elsewhere by looking off into the distance.

Crossing the mound comes from the proverbial baseball field of sexual progression, in this case the guy runs straight from the batters box to second base thus running over the pitchers mound on the way. (Hence crossing the mound)

Laura: "Hey Jessie I heard that Steve was crossing the mound with you last night."

Jessie: "Yeah he's got no balls, I had to kiss him first."

by JkJ121 July 24, 2009

down to the mound

when an individual accepts a penis into ones oral cavity so as to touch the nose to the pubic "mound". AKA deep throat.

i wasn't really into her, but as i was trying to show her the way out, she went down to the mound, and now i wanna see her again.

by J-N-D December 16, 2008

rushed the mound

Using the standard 'bases' of sexual advancement...

rushing the mound refers to "forgetting the other actions/activities defined by the 'bases' and going straight for anal sex"

This action is quite looked down upon, in fact, the result is usually immediate ejection from the field of play.

The other day, Shawn got pissed off because his girlfriend, Leebs, was not putting out. He broke up with her, found another girl from the club and rushed the mound. He got what he wanted, he got a nut, but afterwards she told him to "get the fuck out of my apartment" and promptly slapped him.

by TomBeer April 3, 2008

Charge the mound

to fight someone. To tell someone to fight you. When someone is talking so much shit that you have no choice but to beat there face in. Like when the batter runs after the pitcher when he hits him with the ball.

1.If you got a problem with what im saying, then charge the mound bitch.

2. I'm about to charge the mound if you keep runnin your mouth

by Number 28 April 20, 2009

take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010