a person who hates shrek likes memes has friends but gets triggered easily at them. very gullible so can be finessed easily. plays a lot of sports. is pretty good at four square. likes to yell out esketit!!!! and always are mad when you talk about bananas.
Gurshane the mane is there when you feel shame sike nigga ya thought!
When falling out of favor with the opposite sex, to strategically dial down the amount of contact, whether it be through phone calls or spending time together until one just fades from existence.
Why hasn't Will called Laura in the last week, I don't think they even hung out last weekend?!
The ultimate act of brotherhood, requiring:
1 Shower
1 Loofah
Body Wash/Soap 4 or more of your best bros in the world.
Whilst naked in the shower, one bro is assisted into a handstand by two holders, who guide the first bro's legs so that they are spread with one leg on each side of the showerhead, with water flowing down onto his grundle/gouch. The fourth bro takes a soapy loofah and proceeds to scrub the first bro's grundle. A brotation must be made to ensure that all bros take equal turns holding, but in most cases one bro will be the designated cleaner. It is important to note that, while it may seem excessive, The Maneuver is NOT gay but rather the greatest expression of bromosexuality known to mankind.