The First Indian To See A Boat

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When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

The First Indian To See A Boat by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

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sean the indian

An salty as fuck person that is anoying to have long conversations with because he thinks he is better then you at everything even and tries to make an argument out of everyone

sean the indian you are an ass.

sean the indian by Thatguy0293 August 29, 2016

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The Slick Indian

The act of putting curry in a girls vagina. Then having her sit in a sauna so it gets warm and wet. Then cum in her to add some flavor. Then eating her out until you can’t handle the spice.

Dude Sophie let me do the slick Indian on her last night. My mouth is still on fire.

The Slick Indian by mali69 August 19, 2024

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Murdering the Indians

The act of fucking a girl on her period while making Indian noises. Wearing a headdress of her pubes is optional.

Last night was so hot. I was murdering the Indians all night.

Murdering the Indians by ChristopherColumbusBitch June 7, 2009

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Farmer and the Indians

The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.

Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?

Farmer and the Indians by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

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The king of the Indians

It’s me I am the king of the Indians

“Yo who’s the king of the Indians”
“It’s me”

The king of the Indians by The king of the Indians May 28, 2022

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I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

I blame the Indians by I blame the Indians February 23, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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