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The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.
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sean the indian

An salty as fuck person that is anoying to have long conversations with because he thinks he is better then you at everything even and tries to make an argument out of everyone
sean the indian by Thatguy0293 August 29, 2016

The Slick Indian 

The act of putting curry in a girls vagina. Then having her sit in a sauna so it gets warm and wet. Then cum in her to add some flavor. Then eating her out until you can’t handle the spice.
Dude Sophie let me do the slick Indian on her last night. My mouth is still on fire.
The Slick Indian by mali69 August 19, 2024

Murdering the Indians 

The act of fucking a girl on her period while making Indian noises. Wearing a headdress of her pubes is optional.
Last night was so hot. I was murdering the Indians all night.

Farmer and the Indians

The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.
Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?

The king of the Indians 

It’s me I am the king of the Indians
“Yo who’s the king of the Indians
It’s me”

I blame the Indians 

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up
Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!