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The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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Holy Shit The Fridge!

When you just want some damn orange juice out of the fridge and when you open the refrigerator the whole entire door comes off with it causing you to fall on your coccyx.

Anything and everything involving a fridge.

Something to say if you are surprised, angry, scared etc..
I'm just going to the some orange ju-- HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE

Person 1: Hey do you remember that part of the movie when that guy was hiding behind the fridge and....
Person 2: HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE!

Julia: OMG are you okay?
Torrey: I'm okay. But the fridge... holy shit.
by Torrencial September 14, 2011
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Holy shit the vibes

When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.
Kyle: Hey dude did you see my new post on the 'gram? Here, look
Luke: Holy shit the vibes
by koga tomoe July 3, 2020
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
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Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011
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