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The Hindla

The act of getting blown while gaming on a PC or console, and named after MLG star and former SMITE world champion Jeff 'the Sex' Hindla.

Not to be confused with the "Full Hindla," which involves being blown by a man with a full, luscious beard.
I was playing some SMITE last night and my GF was giving me the Hindla so hard I nutted right then and there.
The Hindla by MLCSTEALH September 22, 2016
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the hindlick maneuver 

This describes sexual ass licking.
Ben Dover is very popular due to his skill at the Hindlick maneuver!

The Hindmarsh Hernia 

A type of red swelling of the anus, as a result of over-use of anal insertions (through sexual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) The over-use of such activity leads to the person's anus being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant "gaping", with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. This can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.

The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.

Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"
Did you see Lee, in the shower? He's got a serious case of the Hindmarsh hernia

The Hindlick 

The Hindlick Maneuver consists of licking your partner's anus while choking them with a belt. Whether auto erotic or otherwise.
When a person has the best experience of their entire existence they have their booty ho' licked while getting choked. This is known as The Hindlick.

Person A:
Damn near blacked out last night!

Person B:
I wish my hubby would do The Hindlick on me just once!
The Hindlick by DC69420S0L September 4, 2020

Blaze "The Wall" Hindman 

Blaze "The Wall" Hindman is an upcoming professional WWE wrestler. He is most know for his KO in the fight against Your "Spawn Point" Mom.
Omg did you see Blaze "The Wall" Hindman on Monday night?