The Gibber

The following reagents are required to execute The Gibber: A funnel, a gallon of skim milk, and a long straw or hose. In addition, The Gibber involves three people of any sex, however, one member must be a dwarf or midget.

First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.

Cali didn't want to do The Gibber because the milk tastes funny and there is always a mess to clean up afterward.

by The Creamery September 14, 2011

Hook ya in the gabber m8!

British slang for I'll punch you in the mouth.

Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!

by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

The Gibbler

the act of a man motorboating a girl's dangly meat curtains after he busted a nut in those guts.

little donnie looked like he had just fallen face-first into a tub of frosting after he gave the bitch the gibbler.

by addifashion October 22, 2008

The Gilbert

Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.

Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.

by Camuel slemens February 7, 2019

hop on the gobber

A blow job.

In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."

by long lost los February 13, 2009

The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.

I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005

Give her the Gibbler

A sexual finishing move of sorts. The Gibbler takes a lot of pre preparation. First, before sex, you must pause the tv when watching Full House. The pause screen must be on Kimmy Gibblers face. Next, during sex, with all lights and the tv turned off, you must position your lovers face, doing doggy style, as close to the tv as possible. When your partner is about to climax, flip on the tv to the paused screen of Kimmy Gibblers face.

Hey bro things are getting pretty serious with Delilah and I. I think tonight’s the night I’m gonna give her the Gibbler.

by CandyAndy88 April 21, 2022