the fucking

When your day is going just to well but you know something bad is going to happen.

“Steven your boss needs you he said it’s important”

“Oh there it is the fucking...”

by Marieky05 February 11, 2019

the fucking

THE FUCKING

guy1: THE FUCKING

guy2: THE FUCKING

by killsolace February 18, 2021

The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.

by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010

The fucking shit

You're the best of the best

Wow dude you're the fucking shit.

by Krisssy May 1, 2016

the fucking man

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior

1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man

by Lee June 22, 2004

The Fucking Point

The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.

"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"

"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."

by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012

The Fucking Tuck

When a guy flirts with all his girlfriend's friends and when they break up the guy goes and fucks all this girls in his truck bed while feeding them Mexican food and after they orgasm they regurgitate the food back onto the guys dick. And then when it becomes dry the girls give him multiple blow jobs and eat the crusted Mexican food.

The girls gave Dylan The Fucking Tuck in the bed of his truck

by Jlraley April 22, 2016