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The Count 

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
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the Count 

Someone who is too cool for words. They're the shiznit.
I live to serve the Count.
the Count by jon.vs October 11, 2005

The count dracula 

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave
Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.
The count dracula by Bolony1 May 20, 2019

The Count of Monte Cristo 

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula

down for the count 

Almost defeated, like a boxer who has been knocked down and who will lose the fight if he can't get back on his feet before the referee counts to 10.
The Patriots score a touchdown! That makes it 24-14 with just two minutes to play. The Giants are really down for the count now.
down for the count by bixby January 29, 2008

Talking to the Count 

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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