The Canadian

When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.

I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.

by Libraryguy March 31, 2021

The Canadian

I). Jackin' it with a hockey glove on. II). spaniking the dolphin whilest playing in a hockey game. must be playing defense.

Ahhh look, Jake's in the corner doing The Canadian again.

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by Phillip Seymore hoffbrahaus March 18, 2014

The Canadian Scramble

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”

We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020

The Canadian Carry

When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.

The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.

How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.

by Vancini June 18, 2011

The Canadian Way

To do something (The Canadian Way) it means to do something confidently calmly and right

Guy1 “Yo he had a nice shot”
Guy2 “Yeah he did that The Canadian Way”

by Unknown2169214567 May 26, 2020

The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

The Canadian Fish

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination

"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."

by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023