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The alt

"The alt” is a term developed in discord and by staff, used to define your (or another persons) fucked up sleeping schedule/none existing schedule.
Example

Person 1: Yo, why are you awake man? It’s 5am.
Person 2: I have classes in a couple hours, can’t go to sleep anymore.
Person 1: Damn, you’re pulling The alt again.
by Papito te ama September 8, 2022
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The queen of alt

Lana del Rey, outsould Billie Whispers and all of your favs.
Lana del Rey is "The queen of Alt" unlike billis eilick
by Lana is God September 14, 2020
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fastest alt taber in the west

you when your watching hentai and your perents walk into the room so ya know you hit that alt tab like the fastist alt taber in the west
me: im the fastest alt taber in the west,
friend: whys that?
me: my mum walked into the room
by notsouratall June 1, 2020
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The Altadena Thing

1. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know walking on the sidewalk, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.
1. A car stops and sees someone they know going in the opposite direction: "WAZZUP HOMIE?!"

Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"
by Mackieinlove March 26, 2010
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the altar boy

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.
"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"
by nyranthia July 26, 2016
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warming up the altarboy's supper

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.
by tbod February 25, 2008
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Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"
by Ecclese September 11, 2011
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