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the 412

using the bathroom while on the phone. direct relationship with the advent of cordless phones and cell phones especially.

portmanteau of "the 4-1-1" and the euphemisms "number 1" and "number 2".

David Sedaris has a really funny bit about his sister doing this to him, I have tried to approximate it below.
David: "So tell me more about this new guy you're seeing."

Amy: "Hold on, I'm just trying to HHHUUUUNNNNGRGHRHR get this JAR open *straining sounds*...whew...yeah the new guy's great!"

David: "Oh my god, Amy, did you just pull the 412 on me?!!??!"
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The 4121

A spedski who jumps up and down with T. rex arms. Will also bend over and let one loose in front of cameras. Be aware of surroundings when with a spedski, very likely to trip and fall at any given time. Also goes by the names spedksi, 4121, spedski 4121, and THE 4121.
“Oh look there’s the 4121 on the loose again!”
by Danthemanwholikestomakeplans January 23, 2021
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