A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018
mom the tooth fairy stole all the money in my piggy bank and took my tooth and left me with a stupid quarter
by zertzarm March 25, 2009
A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.
Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?
Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score
*sex noises*
Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score
*sex noises*
by Shinusha July 22, 2009
by whydoidothistomyself June 8, 2021
The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
by Taylor2_2 December 2, 2006
During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
by chrissoutendijk February 9, 2011
A 2010 family film starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that is both unoriginal and cliche. It is highly recommended that you don't waste your time with this movie, however it is a rite of passage for all Stephen Merchant fans
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna watch Tooth Fairy?
Person 2: Nah, it looks like a pretty boring movie.
Person 1: Yeah, but Stephen Merchant is in it!!
Person 2: Seriously?! Alright, I guess it's worth sitting through.
Person 2: Nah, it looks like a pretty boring movie.
Person 1: Yeah, but Stephen Merchant is in it!!
Person 2: Seriously?! Alright, I guess it's worth sitting through.
by Spicy Tuna October 25, 2011