Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.
by paulrbear November 14, 2017
by Jebediar January 18, 2007
A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.
After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...
by supbro_4L May 29, 2010
To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.
Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?
Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.
Brett: That's gross!
Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.
Brett: That's gross!
by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009
Verb: To do something exceptionally stupid that results in adverse outcomes such as public backlash, financial reprocussions or some other massive copout, often with little to no logical reason or explaination as to why or how it happened.
Noun: The name for the collection of "strategic" decisions by a group of people referred to as Ferrari Strategists during a Formula 1 race. These decisions usually ruin the race for either one of or both of the Scuderia Ferrari drivers while benefitting every other team on the grid.
Noun: The name for the collection of "strategic" decisions by a group of people referred to as Ferrari Strategists during a Formula 1 race. These decisions usually ruin the race for either one of or both of the Scuderia Ferrari drivers while benefitting every other team on the grid.
Ferrari pulled a Ferrari Strategy by ordering Charles Leclerc to pit, and then screamed at him to stay out as he was driving down the pit lane.
Aston Martin pull a Ferrari Strategy every time they let Lance Stroll get in the car. They should know by now that the car will need a full rebuild after every session when he gets behind the wheel.
Bloke 1 - Finally Ferrari are pitting Charles Leclerc off the medium compound.
Bloke 2 - But why are they now putting the hard tyres on? Theres only 15 laps left, He should be on softs!
Bloke 1 - They're pulling a Ferrari Strategy again. What the fuck are the Ferrari Strategists thinking?
Charles Leclerc was in prime position to win today but he got cucked by the Ferrari Strategy, as per, and so barely made the top 5.
Aston Martin pull a Ferrari Strategy every time they let Lance Stroll get in the car. They should know by now that the car will need a full rebuild after every session when he gets behind the wheel.
Bloke 1 - Finally Ferrari are pitting Charles Leclerc off the medium compound.
Bloke 2 - But why are they now putting the hard tyres on? Theres only 15 laps left, He should be on softs!
Bloke 1 - They're pulling a Ferrari Strategy again. What the fuck are the Ferrari Strategists thinking?
Charles Leclerc was in prime position to win today but he got cucked by the Ferrari Strategy, as per, and so barely made the top 5.
by Sharl Luhclair October 1, 2023
A pre-planned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.
by D4nim4l July 19, 2011
Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.
Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
by KrazyKommie January 24, 2012