When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.
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A technique of fingering a girl. Similar to the spock. To perform the Spider Man, you insert your index finger up the pussy hole and your little finger up the ass and give it all you got... and voila!
spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can...
by menthos chewing gum ltd. September 28, 2008
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Marvel character ruined by Andrew Garfield.
#TobyMcGuireIsTheRealSpiderMan
Every sequel was shit except the Spider-Man trilogy.
by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017
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When Mr. Coughlin jerks off onto random walls.
"God damn it, Mr. Coughlin is Spider-manning all over the walls at the children's hospital."
by Larry_Smith Ridgeview September 17, 2017
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A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.
MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!
by Blubid April 20, 2008
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probably the best handballER in the country. is the last "a" in ada, a group consisting of 3 superheros
LOOK! SPIDER-MAN is banging a hot chick again! wow..that's his 45th of the DAY!
by th3fla5h June 28, 2005
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