Potato war 

The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.

Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .

Potato war by Wateroflava October 14, 2020

potato war 

a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.

Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.

potato war by Jordan T Lee July 5, 2007

the great potato war

The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock

Man this fight is going down like the great potato war

the great potato war by Shœ October 21, 2020

the potato war 

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade

Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!

the potato war by dailyretard April 23, 2023

couch potato warrior 

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.

couch potato warrior by Guido1 May 31, 2009

xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx 

The god of all potatoes. The coolest, the biggest and the tastiest potato which ever roamed the Earth. The best vodka is made from it. Once you see the xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx, you will never forget. Used for comparing, in-game nickname or as description of something beautiful.

1. Comparation: "Wow, that was great! Even the xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx couldn't do it better!"
2. In-game nickname: "Lol, the xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx is so good! I bet he is cheating."
3. Description of beauty: "Mamma mia, you are beautiful like xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx!"

xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx by Omelatte January 22, 2019

semi-warm potato 

Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...

Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."

semi-warm potato by Tralsted August 29, 2017