What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.
That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.
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“Ay when’s the paper train coming? “
“Soon tony, my uncles driving it. He’s the best paper train driver i’ve ever met..He won’t let us down.”
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Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.

Origin: An experiment where it was noted that some butterflies respond to female with bigger spots and brighter colored wings. So experimenters set up paper butterflies with larger spots and brighter colors. Male ignored real females for paper ones. Also see
So Susan was cheating on Bill and got a caught??
Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 28, 2018
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Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.
So Susan was cheating on Bill and they got a caught??

Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018
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A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.
Hey Justin your dad got killed by a paper wasp.
by Berry Mycockiner May 13, 2022
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