When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.
by Chris Graymitt June 13, 2007
by SkyScott May 25, 2007
A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.
"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "
by Uncle ty October 29, 2014
The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
by 313vagina February 24, 2009
To give an individual of the opposite sex the cold shoulder or stiff arm or in any circumstance ignoring that person.
That muffintop at the disco kept throwing her ass into me, so I gave her the icy mitt and walked away.
by flopshernandez July 2, 2011
Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples
Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.
That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.
How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!
I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.
How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!
I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
by jerrapin January 30, 2011
When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
by King of Cacti April 5, 2014