When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex
Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight
by OlDirtyBadJuice February 26, 2019
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When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing
Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .
by OlDirtyBadJuice February 26, 2019
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A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.
by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014
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