A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 12, 2012
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when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie December 13, 2007
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Means they are interested in you sexually/wanna have sex with you
She sends a message "Xxxx" instead of just 1 or 2 Xs
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A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.
by rasheem3 August 17, 2008
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Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
by Jules350 November 14, 2019
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Message tees are a great way to spread the word visually and make an impact. Your message tee can contain one word, words, images, art, photos, a combination. A form of spoken word poetry, a call to action. A great way to talk back. Multilingual message tees would express the value of our nation’s great strength, it’s diversity.
What would your message tee say?
Have you seen the latest keep your head up soldiers of justice and true American values message tees?

I want in on new wave artivism message tees.
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A social media post worded in such a way as to encourage the reader to copy/paste the same message to their own feed. It will often (but not always) use an emotional theme to trigger a feeling of guilt in the reader in order to facilitate its underlying purpose to rapidly spread using a pyramid structure.
Example of a pyramid message:

Everyone says: "If you need anything, don't hesitate, I'll be there for you ". I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, that out of my family and friends less than 7 will take the time to put this on their wall to help raise awareness of mental health difficulties.
So surprise me and prove me wrong!!! 🌻💛
by MickTheSick April 9, 2021
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