Matt King

Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!

Matt King is cool

by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019

dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 25, 2022

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

matt schick

a very sexy male who gets all the bitches on his massive dick

hey is that matt schick
yh, he has all the bitches on his dick

by big_daddy_wop November 24, 2021

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020

matt taco

A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco

I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

Matt W

A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.

There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo

Love you matt xoxo

Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo

Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...

by Wheezybibliophile October 26, 2019