major simp

millie kinson

millie kinson is a major simp

by milliiekinsonisasimp September 30, 2020

Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019

Major bronco

Major Bronco is when a music producer is really good at making music, there is a music producer that is called that but with the works written together.

Woah, that producer is really a major bronco

by DrSnuggles September 3, 2018

Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss

look at that kid he's such a Major

by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 29, 2017

Major

The most masculine being on earth that could break your inhibitions to mate with just a wink

Major has the ultimate aura

by Majoran November 22, 2021

Major

A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.

I saw Major standing by the Physics lab

by @lilac December 19, 2019

Major.

secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"

Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area

by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021