Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
The stanky 2 legs is a move where a female with a unpleasant vagina jumps and wraps her legs around a persons face much like a facehugger from Aliens vs Predators. In which the smell from her stanky vagina knocks the man out cold.
That man was no match for the stanky 2 legs move.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.
by Oliver Doyle February 6, 2019
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 5, 2018
by Mr.Potat March 17, 2020
Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning
by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021