The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet
by the king of old world August 4, 2023
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Internet Sex, Also know as (ISA/Internet Sexual Activity) Internet sex is sex on the internet one person pretend’s to have sex with another on social media, It can be found on Instagram, Tiktok, & Twitter (Mostly TikTok).

Internet sex can be a hateful thing for other people.
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A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"
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A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
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Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017
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while the internet troll feeds of people reacting to their fallacy they know is false for a reaction, the internet ORK actuallyy BELIEVES their made up lies.

based on warhammer 40k orks. if they believe something is true then it exists. Flat earthers, starsigns, misogyny/ misandry, toxic woke culture you name it internet ORKS live there.

Orks are also incredibly moronic and only like violence.
when arguing about why being fat is unhealthy and dangerous the internet ork calls you a racist and claims you hate puppies.
by sillyninja65 February 14, 2022
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