Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
by AustraL February 11, 2018
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
by TTFDLC April 3, 2021
by Bigblrddds April 24, 2021
Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester March 23, 2018
by John Coosa November 3, 2011