The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.
Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.
by 23rd Chromosome October 6, 2015
by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009
by TheSparky04 November 2, 2011
The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.
After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.
by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013
Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.
They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.
They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.
Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.
by wholesum1 November 28, 2016
Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me
Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??
Person 1: they will be getting paid
Person 2: that’s still kidnapping
Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??
Person 1: they will be getting paid
Person 2: that’s still kidnapping
Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019
To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP
Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!
by SCOTT ` May 21, 2007