Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 31, 2009

dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 4, 2023

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola July 5, 2012

lil bich dirk

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick

You are a lil bich dirk

by nonameblank December 13, 2019

Dirk

A dope. I.E. "i hooked up with the biggest dirk at the party."

This dirk I met the other night won't stop texting me.

by MELWISDOM November 23, 2017

Dirk

An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.

What a Dirk…

by TampaD November 24, 2021

Dirk

An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.

What a Dirk…

by TampaD November 24, 2021