decking

brutally scrape someone else's wee wee on a hard wooden deck giving them splinters for life

Ow stop decking me Nicholas

by RGPRS September 10, 2023

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 3, 2019

Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.

Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!

by SwirlyJoe January 22, 2010

On the Deck

You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.

Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock

(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")

Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!

"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"

by onthedeck1032 December 19, 2018

Ben Deck

When constructing a Commander Magic the Gathering deck, its a 100 deck that will sit and do nothing all game, then wins in a single turn. To master the Ben Deck, you must have all the pieces in your hand and pretend to have nothing. The deck must not exceed 27 lands and still function as if you have 35-38 lands.

"God, that's such a Ben Deck, you just won out of nowhere!!"

by JoshFenix February 1, 2022

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based

by AGenericUser May 1, 2022