a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
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When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Someone who is so juicy that that are just such a freaking cranberry.

When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.

A little berry that grows on a pineapple

When ur friend is mad cause their swim teacher is praising only one girl so your a goood friend and tell them that they are the best cranberry in the universe knowing that they despise cranberries with a passion