I didn't invite that gay guy to my house because he'd eat my churro.
by Don Jean November 6, 2014
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Me: Aver el churro

Friend: Aqui esta mi churro
by dovc November 23, 2021
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the opposite of a chode
"his dick was as skinny as a churro!"
by noodle185 July 22, 2009
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A sand covered penis following anal sex on the beach.
It was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.
by Los Lobos October 9, 2015
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A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.
After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

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Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

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After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
by saltychurro March 8, 2013
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An overweight, young woman who routinely suppresses her loneliness by consuming deep-fried dessert items, typically churros. Especially prevalent in Korea, and often found in groups of two or more, but never with a member of the opposite sex.
Look at those churro girls lumbering through Itaewon while stuffing their faces.
by NinjaWizard07 June 30, 2019
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When something is extremely over priced.
"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."
by Thatnippled Shaniqua October 25, 2011
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