by whoareyou July 9, 2003
Satannnnnnnnnnn
by Lunarrrrr February 20, 2017
A marijuana cigarette rolled with a torn out page of the Bible. Because of the inaccessibility of drug paraphernalia for teenagers and the fact that the texture of the paper is so similar to rolling papers, a Genesis is mostly popular among high school students who are given free pocket editions of the New Testament.
by Heat* April 24, 2007
A super hyperactive, sweet, and intelligent female. Usually finds herself getting real jumpy over something.
by Kali asta January 24, 2021
Genesis is a clown. She’s not like other girls. She is shreks identical twin. She doesn’t know math. She is every stupid. Last but not least, she has no friends.
by Genesis The Clown October 19, 2019
Internet Stalker. Someone who ropes chicks in online by lying to them. In reality, he lives with his mom and is fat.
by Sylvanoshi69 August 24, 2010
The first book of the Holy Bible, the word of God. Genesis is a parable, or a poetic example of how God created the world. Not to be taken literally, unless a fundementalist. Like Jesus told parables to illustrate His point, the Book Of Genesis is a poetic example in the same vein. Evolutionist Christians like me, believe that God infact did evolve us from other species, but somewhere along the line humans fell out of God's grace as did Adam and Eve. Thank's to fundementalists, Christianity is now taken largely as a joke, because they push the idea that Genesis is accurate, instead of being a poetic, artistic parable on the creation of the world. Evolution is a fact, and in no way threatens the Bibles truth. Fundamentalist preacher's need examine this.
Preacher- "Genesis is 100% accurate. Evolution is a lie..."
Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"
Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"
by HappyGilmore September 13, 2006