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talkaholic

Someone who is addicted to talking. He/she is constantly on the prowl looking for someone to talk to.
Poor Mary can't help it, she's a talkaholic. The only time she isn't talking is when she's sleeping.
talkaholic by Belladonna622 January 1, 2009

trackaholic

Someone who has an addiction to track sports and running. Similar to how an alcoholic seeks intoxication, a trackaholic person craves their daily workout and all actions and thoughts in their life are focused on track and seeking improvements.
Flancy Johns wants to become an all-american athlete. Flancy practices with extreme amounts and speeds of running, wears workout clothes all the time, and is constantly striving to achieve more with her athletic talent. Flancy is a trackaholic.
trackaholic by goblina89 May 20, 2011

Shankaholic 

Adjective
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements

A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.

In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.

Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.

It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.

Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"

Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"

"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"

Following quote taken from:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

Soap is a closet Shankaholic.

Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.

Totally.
Shankaholic by Phauxed September 21, 2009

Thinkaholic 

one who feels compulsively the need to (think something) <thinkaholic>
Giles couldn’t get to sleep because he was thinking about what to think about on the way to work, he's definitely a 'thinkaholic'
Thinkaholic by GWTB January 28, 2012

thongaholic 

Someone who absolutely loves thongs and can't go without buying them
I'm such a thongaholic I bought 10 pairs the other day
thongaholic by Thongaholic July 2, 2016

thingaholic 

A packrat; a collector lacking discernment or moderation; a person who compulsively accumulates obsolete or useless things; an eBay addict;
Packrat: Hey, boss, look at this pager that I got on eBay!

Packrat's boss: (Staring at Packrat's messy workbench) Man, you're a thingaholic.
thingaholic by kkk72 February 28, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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