terror van

The white unmarked van commonly used by pedophiles.

Dude, there's a pedo nearby, I can see his terror van.

by [-Smoke-] January 12, 2008

terrovangelist

Someone who goes on da boob-toob and tries to scare people into joining/supporting a certain religion.

Some terrovangelists like Blowjob Roberts use "proxy terror" --- stating that they themselves --- not their viewers --- will be subjected to The Great One's wrath if their viewers don't either get religion or send the shysters huge "appeasement sums".

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Terrorance

Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.

For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.

As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.

To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.

He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.

…hence the name Terrorance!

that Terrorance was something else you know! nobody…ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.

by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024