by Highlander_77 October 18, 2003
A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."
by UAStudent December 30, 2005
guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"
by Rick August 8, 2003
The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.
By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
by fkuck my life September 3, 2010
by A drinker with a music problem June 23, 2007
by shoeless joe July 15, 2003
Jose Cuervo is the normal way of intoxication by tequila...it will knock you out before you can say "aye caramba!!"
by Rust6188 June 8, 2005