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a tentist is a person who puts up and installs tents
I got an amazing tent from the tent renters , the guys at that company are such amazing tentist
tentist by thetentrenters March 20, 2011

Tentqueen 

A grown man afraid , for reasons know only to him , to change clothes at the gym in front of other guys . He makes a tent with a large towel and struggles to change underwear and gym shorts under it . Usually younger and never had PE, frequently stares at older guys who are not tentqueens
Rick’s nephew Cooper was bumping into lockers at the gym as he changed under a towel tent he made , he’s a tentqueen
Tentqueen by Davedale August 23, 2019

Tenticle Rape Insurance 

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?
tenting by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008

Teriyaki-Tenting 

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul
Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting
Teriyaki-Tenting by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019
This guy is loyal, kind and caring. Has a hard exterior but a heart of gold. He gives the meaning to the word sexy. Playful and mischievous...There will never be a dull moment. A smile to melt any heart of stone. if you meet a Tertius. ...you found a keeper.
Everyone needs a touch of the Tertius bug.
tertius by jaytee313 December 6, 2015