Telem 

a short guy who makes too many "yo mama" jokes

Telem just told me some interesting facts about my mother

Telem by sukide November 23, 2021

TELEM 

Someone most likely a guy who’s got it, tell him exactly where to go, which is more than likely a female species after they fornicated with them.

“I’ll had to telem to get out of my house”

TELEM by Paste4yaFace November 26, 2022

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Teemo

SATAN

WHEN YOU GO TO HELL YOU SEE TEEMO

Teemo by SUREWHYNOTFAMDAWG December 12, 2016

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Teleclairvoyance 

1) Teleclairvoyance:Mental and physical abilities combined.2) The inner ear and gluteal area.3)Brain to brain communication.4) Interracial Mental coitus.

I have a friend that uses teleclairvoyance well!

Teleclairvoyance by Lane Diamond April 27, 2020

teemo

an alternative word for Cancer

i am a Teemo main i should jump off a bridge

teemo by fuckk boiiiiiii June 12, 2018